We didn’t come up with this beauty all by ourselves. In fact, the inspiration came from James Morton’s blog. James is the Scottish fair isle-clad one, yes. The one we all fancy. Get some friends round, some baked goods and enjoy!
Drink one (lady) finger
- When the words ‘soggy bottom’, ‘good bake’, ‘good crumb’ are mentioned
- If Paul criticises a bake, with an additional two fingers if Mary follows with a tactful yet backhanded compliment
- When the presenters say ‘bake’ in an unnecessarily stupid register
- When the presenters eat something
- When there’s a close up of a contestant doing an odd facial expression
Drink two (sponge) fingers
- For every intended double entendre or innuendo from Mel and Sue
- For each individual disaster in the technical bake
- For every montage with animals
- When Paul scrapes the bottom of a bake with his knife
- If someone blames the weather for ruining baking conditions
Drink three (iced) fingers
- For every unintended double entendre from Mary, Paul or the contestants
- When someone pleads or prays in front of an oven
- Every time Mary gives a silent but clearly disapproving glance
- If Mary is wearing something shocking yet hip
Chin your drink
- Every time a contestant cries
- If someone drops or throws a cake on the floor
- If Paul Hollywood really rates a bake (must use one of: genius, beautiful, love, amazing, fantastic, brilliant, perfect)
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