Top 5: Alternative Valentine's gifts

1. Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator 

- a treat for the single girl

2. Fleshlight

- a treat for the single guy

3. Semenex

- nutritious, delicious and 100% vegetarian (Google it)

4. Durex Play Pina Colada lube

- if you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain then you'll lap this one up

5. Baby oil

- get back to basics and use your imagination...